As I was driving back to the 'ol HD today, I noticed among the flat farm lands that when the sun comes through the clouds just right the whole place looks just beautiful. When I tell people that I go to Hillsdale (this is not something I advertise) they inevitably have or know someone who has a cottage up here.
They always love visiting, and love the area.
So, why is it people come here for vacation, but we, who live here, have shortening, boring lives? I'll bet if I started a frolicking club I could get enough money to pay for a crew team. Hear me out: So, all I need is two other lunatics to start this frolicking club (which would, of course, be inspired by the beauty of HD coutryside) and it's official. Then, I can make flyers and post them outside all the IV meetings with catchy phrases like "frolicking: guaranteed to get you closer to God" and then I'll get a bunch of happy IVers to join my club. So, I've got numbers, and a lot of those numbers are people whom, how shall I say, contain such a troubling mix of stubborness and genuine determination . . . so fundraising becomes easier. We raise funds with Justen brand "God cookies" and whatnot and pretty soon the college has to take notice. I start saying things like "traditionally, hillsdale students would frolick after a good day of celibacy", or "traditionally, frolicking was a sign of traditional words that started with capital letters like Truth, Wisdom, and Paranoia". As long as I throw the word "tradition" in there, or " . . . used to . . .", " . . . wasn't always like this", " . . . in civil war times frolicking was considered a way to get the pangs of human emotion out a yer mind", we should be on the water in no time.
Booya and suck it, till next time.
Oh Hillsdale, you are potassium in my water, mixed household cleaning products, the saliva of my mind.